Pick twelve random Hetalia characters. Don't you dare scroll down and cheat, cause pairings are not likely in this meme.
-You are playing seven minutes in heaven and you get 5's item.
Japan...did you get forced to come to another one of America's party's,too?
-You walk in to a bar and you see 12 making out with a wall.
Norway come here I'll replace that wall for ya!
-You walk down the street and see 10 molesting a pretty lady.
England...WHAT THE FRUCK ENGLAND USUK FOR DOING THAT!! XD see what I did there?
-You get drunk with 8. Kiss or not?
Prussia? FUCK YEAH COME HERE PRUSSIA!!!
-You catch 11 looking at porn on the Internet.
Denmark XD seems legit!
-You see 7 in a fight with 6.
Spain? Turkey? Why? Stop. Now!
-You are at a sleepover, playing truth or dare. You have to ask 9 a truth question.
France...is it true you're gay with England and whach yaoi henti?!?!?
-4 licks your face.
R-Romano? What the hell?!? *yanks his curl* -perv face activated-
-1 is confessing their love to you.
D,awwwww! china I love you,too-aru!!!
-2 is getting drunk.
NO! Italy you're not allowed! Germany stop him!
-3 is trying to dance, but epicly failing.
-8 shows up at your house on Valentine's Day and asks to hang out.
Why yes Prussia you may hang out with me just don't invade my vital reagions I belong to china! ^-^